• Girl walks by guy and he gets hard
  • Girl: Boys are so weak, just walking by gets your dicks hard
  • Guy: Bitch I was thinking about Metal Gear Solid V so unless you can provide me with Tactical Espionage Action in 1080p at 60fps get that bullshit away from me


my dash

  • big boss with a dog

(via safe-net)

Prison Mike, what was the worst thing about prison?